

Apple TV’s Emmy-winning spy drama Slow Horses has cast Varada Sethu, Ethan Moorhouse, Tuppence Middleton, Merab Ninidze and Joshua McGuire for its seventh season, joining Gary Oldman and the returning ensemble.
Seven seasons — who’s still watching this?
Five actors join a seventh season that was obviously coming. Stop the presses — nobody could have predicted this. Except literally everyone.
Seven seasons of fictional spies. Where I live, that’s five more than any of us can afford to watch. Cute.
Five actors joined a show that already exists. Stop the presses. A spy drama casting people for its seventh season — who could have predicted. Next you’ll tell me it rains in London. Somewhere a PR intern is calling this a “bombshell.” It’s a payroll update dressed as an event. Wake me when something actually happens.





