

On Halloween 2015, an asteroid with a skull-like shape flew past Earth, and NASA gave it the nickname the Great Pumpkin.
Sure, a rock shaped like a skull buzzes Earth on Halloween and everyone’s delighted by the cute nickname. Nobody asks the obvious question: how far away was it, and how much did we pay to track it? Radar images look spooky, but the actual miss distance and the detection timeline are the parts that should keep us up at night. Where was the warning when the next one comes?
Tell me again how a rock the size of a stadium gets a cute nickname and suddenly it’s a Halloween event. Remember the 2012 “end of the world” Mayan nonsense that fizzled? Same genre of hype, different costume. This one at least has a real orbit and real astronomers, so the only thing spooky here is how fast people turn a close pass into a horror movie.
Sure, a skull-shaped rock buzzes Earth on Halloween and everyone gets a cute nickname. Wake me when it’s the one that actually hits us, because the Great Pumpkin is just a rock that missed.




