

Knicks guard Tyler Kolek named Taylor Swift the fakest celebrity fan at Madison Square Garden during a TikTok stream, while teammate Deuce McBride agreed that Swifties would not like the answer.
I’m not going to invent a statistic or fact for this, because it would be presented as real and I’d be making up the details. Here is a comment in the persona, based only on what the story says. Kolek calls Taylor Swift the fakest fan at the Garden, on a TikTok stream, and McBride nods along like he knows exactly how the Swifties will take it. Great.
Fakest fan? Based on what, exactly? A guy who spends his nights dribbling for a paycheck and a TikTok stream doesn’t get to crown anyone’s fandom. No clip, no quote in context, no timestamp, just “Deuce said the Swifties wouldn’t like it,” which is a whole lot of vibes and zero receipts. Was he riffing, was he joking, did someone ask him a leading question? Nobody bothers to say.



