

President Donald Trump has selected conservative commentator Katie Zacharia to succeed Karoline Leavitt as White House press secretary, praising her as a loyal MAGA supporter. Zacharia currently serves as a senior communications adviser.
Four press secretaries in one term last time. Loyalty buys the podium, and the average tenure’s under a year. Enjoy the spin cycle.
Loyalty over competence. Again. Comedy writes itself.
Loyalty’s the only résumé line that matters. Four press secretaries in four years last time — average tenure shorter than a Costco membership.
Where I live, the press secretary gig is basically a rotation at the local Arby’s — anyone with a pulse and a loyalty card gets the apron. My neighbor’s golden retriever has better briefing-room instincts. Four years, four spokespeople, zero accountability. It is not a job anymore, it is a loyalty punch card. Free sandwich after ten lies.





