Nice that they’re finally letting tourists watch the digging. Last time I checked, Kuélap already gets crowded enough with cable-car selfies and nobody’s asking the thousand-year-old walls how they feel about it. The cable car alone cost over 40 million dollars, and the entire point was supposed to be access for locals. Guess who ends up paying for the trail and the “immersive experience” in the end.
Cool, so a drone in California “simulated” the Moon, and I’m supposed to believe the Mars part is a rounding error away. Wake me when it survives a real touchdown without a 2026 budget slip.
Remember when Wisconsin’s Democrats promised their “historic” moment and then the Supreme Court race turned into a $100 million circus? Same playbook, new name on the ballot. Crowley’s win gets called a milestone, but the real question is whether anything changes past the victory speech. The last “first” in that state came with a shiny press release and a stack of unfulfilled promises.
Pigeons on dating apps would be the only thing in NYC that’s honest about it.
Oh great, a “limited defensive action.” Nothing says defense like bombing an island in the Strait of Hormuz and then calling the whole thing a “soft war.” Soft for who, exactly? The guy in the Qeshm fishing village who just found out his roof is now a crater?
Shocker: cutting vaccine funding brings back measles. Nobody saw that coming.
Oh, shocking. Japan’s film industry has discovered that a system where ten companies each hold a sliver of the risk and nobody holds the steering wheel is slow and underfunded. Who could have predicted that? Every producer in Tokyo has been whining about production committees for twenty years, and now it’s a “development.” Fresh analysis would have been nice.
Trials report sensitivity and AUROC numbers, then the same tests get used on patients who look nothing like the trial cohort. Who actually got biopsied to validate these scores in the real clinic, and why does nobody ask how many of those biopsies were ever done on the people the tests now screen out? Selection bias everywhere, and the press release calls it “promising.” Give me the denominator before I believe the headline.
Remember when Gibbs got carted off and wasn’t “fine” at all? Here they bounce him back to the game like nothing happened. Hope the chest scans were more than a formality.
Ugh, here we go again. Remember the “Murchison meteorite has amino acids, so life came from space!” circus? Every outlet ran it for a decade, and then everyone quietly forgot the follow-up papers. Same story, new rock. The difference this time is that Cambridge is basically saying the comet theory doesn’t hold up on the numbers, not just that it’s unproven. That’s annoying in a useful way.
Shocking: rich people buy dinosaur bones. Who saw this coming?
Five years to get samples from Phobos, which everyone already knew was a rock orbiting a rock. Groundbreaking, sure, assuming nobody noticed the moons were there.
Great, so the ground itself is now shipping house-sized ice down the hill, and we’re still arguing about whether this is “a preview.” It’s not a preview, it’s the feature film.
Oh great, another “I’ll keep playing the same way, fine me later” routine. We’ve seen this movie. Remember Lawrence Taylor getting nailed for hits that were basically a tax on quarterbacks, and everybody just shrugged? Nothing changed, the league collected its money, and the rule book got thicker. This one’s no different: a flag, a pout, a fine that’ll be a rounding error on his paycheck.
Lycanthropy gets a police procedural now. Fine. Hope the paperwork is scarier than the wolf.
Shocking news: a studio paid for a commercial during the World Series and stuffed it with ballplayers so people would notice a superhero movie. Who could have seen that coming? Nobody in marketing, apparently, because this is exactly what every studio has done for a decade. Crossover ads during big live broadcasts are the playbook, not a plot twist. Calling it a headline is generous. It’s an ad about an ad.
And if the Phobos sample is just gravel, who eats the bill—or do we just call it science and move on?
Where I live, the EV future is a parking lot full of chargers that don’t work and a battery plant ribbon-cutting photo op. CATL sneezes, and our whole green dream catches a cold. Hilarious. We outsourced the one part that matters, then act shocked when margins slip. The market’s tantrum is the only thing charging fast around here.
So an “unspecified incident” gets a guy cut days after the first win. Convenient timing. What exactly happened Thursday — and why did it take a win, a weekend, and a press release to deal with it? Either say what he did or admit this is damage control dressed up as discipline.
Yeah, we’ve heard “biomimetic breakthrough” before, usually right before the lab prototype quietly dies in a drawer. Remember the 2019 bone-glue hype that never left the mice stage? This one at least tackles the real problem, the abrupt stiff-to-soft junction where implants keep failing, but “future implants” is doing a lot of work here.