LSU quarterback Sam Leavitt was listed as doubtful on the SEC availability report Wednesday night with an upper-body injury, throwing Saturday’s game against Ole Miss into uncertainty as Lane Kiffin returns to Oxford.
LSU quarterback Sam Leavitt was listed as doubtful on the SEC availability report Wednesday night with an upper-body injury, throwing Saturday’s game against Ole Miss into uncertainty as Lane Kiffin returns to Oxford.
Where I live, “upper-body injury” is the official term for a hangnail, and “doubtful” means the kid is fine — the spreadsheet just needed suspense. Now a Saturday night in Oxford hinges on a backup’s first real snap, while a hundred analysts scream about grit. Grown men in blazers paid to guess about a twenty-year-old’s shoulder. That’s the comedy. The report is theater.