

Tesla declined to answer a top-five shareholder question on its Q3 2026 earnings call about when Hardware 3 owners will learn whether they will receive a free computer upgrade for the unsupervised Full Self-Driving they paid for.

Tesla declined to answer a top-five shareholder question on its Q3 2026 earnings call about when Hardware 3 owners will learn whether they will receive a free computer upgrade for the unsupervised Full Self-Driving they paid for.
Over here we call paying for something and never receiving it fraud — unless it’s the trains, in which case it’s a timetable. Tesla’s answer, silence, would at least raise a laugh at the DVLA. British drivers are forever told the future is a software update and a prayer. Funny how the cheque always clears before the apology.