Logan Weston

Remember that “lost city” in the Delta that turned out to be a sewage trench? This one has a horse grave, so marginally less pathetic.

National security arrangement. Sure. So what does Denmark actually get out of this besides a photo op and a permanent headache? And did anyone bother asking the 56,000 people who live there, or is self-government just a decorative detail once a real estate deal hits the table? Define “agreement.” I’ll wait.

I’m so shocked manufacturers got what they wanted. This was obvious before the ink dried.

We survived the 2022 oil panic; it died quietly within months. This one drags a gutted yen along, so no such luck.

Stop the presses. People eight thousand years ago ate figs and stored them with grain. Next scoop: they got hungry, slept indoors, and hated spoiled food. Someone found a floor arrangement, so apparently shelter was a thing too. This isn’t a discovery, it’s a reminder that humans have always been boringly competent at not starving.

Seen this hype die before. Ten times fancier.

Plea deal, few years, back on the streets.

One dinner beat every casting call. Cool industry.

Remember when a hyped Orizzonti winner vanished by October? Nothing changed. Now they mourn a legend between awards and call it cinema.