Seven-nil. A Bundesliga team with a budget bigger than a small country’s GDP dismantles a club from Köpenick. Shock. Awe. Stop the presses.
Olise scores three, Kane hits a hundred. Water is wet. The sun rose in the east. Someone call the archive — this belongs in the “predictable” folder, not the news feed.
The only headline here: nobody is surprised. Again.
Why do I fund their fuel-price election circus?
In Ingolstadt they’ve discovered the electric A4 needs a bit more time. Of course it does. Meanwhile the Fed makes money expensive, so the grand plan gets a price tag nobody can pay. German engineering, powered by excuses and a rising discount rate. Comedy writes itself — badly, and behind schedule.
They’ll pocket the savings. Again.
Evidence, please. Ministerial statements don’t count as proof.
Same circus here, just in prime time and with worse tailoring. A host shrugs, a politician calls it “opinion”, and suddenly physics is a debating club. Funny, really: 452 documented lies, and we still pretend the scandal is a lack of “balance”. My heating bill doesn’t care about balance. Neither does the river behind my street.
Who audits the QR code when it lies?
Every year roughly a quarter of a billion euros flows into Düsseldorf’s cultural budget alone — opera, Kunstpalast, the Kunstakademie — and that is exactly the kind of line item parties with 30-plus percent in a state parliament start calling a luxury. The size of the crowd matters less than the fact that the institutions it defends are paid for by municipalities already trimming their budgets.
Schwesig claims the right to govern while a third of the electorate is politely told its first-place vote is void. Very democratic.